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Nov 18 2017

Southwest Airlines Boarding Game

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Aardvark image by Scotto Bear  North Beach, MD, USA  [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons; Badger image by By Nick Myatt,  (Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife) via Wikimedia Commons ; Coyote 
Flying with kids  can be a painful experience for the whole family.  Here’s a game my husband and I developed that kept our kids occupied while in line to board Southwest Airlines.  Miraculously, it even kept them entertained once seated and waiting for other passengers to get settled.   

It only works with Southwest Airlines because the airline has a different and quicker boarding procedures than other airlines.  That boarding systems also makes Southwest more profitable. No wonder the flight attendants are always cracking jokes.

The Southwest Airlines System

Herb Kelleher drew up Southwest’s original Texas routes on a cocktail napkin.  Herb was a prankster but his vision for a profitable discount airline was no joke.  Southwest made money because it did away with a lot of luxuries we didn’t want to pay for.  But mainly, it cut turnaround time to ten minutes versus one hour for many airlines. 

That’s the time  it takes to get a load of passengers off and another load of passengers on and get the plane back in the air.  Planes only make money when they are flying.  The ten-minute turnaround time was the Hail Mary pass that helped save the infant airline in 1972.

To make it happen,  Southwest nixed assigned seating.  You get an  A, B, or C boarding pass and selected a seat once you were on the plane. To occupy my kids while we waited in our assigned group, we played this game.   It also works with drunk adults!

The Lucky A’s

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Aardvarks brought carry-on luggage the size of a child.  By Scotto Bear from North Beach, MD, USA (aardvarks) [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons
“The A’s are aardvarks,” I’d tell them.  The A passengers were slow moving and slothful, stopping and starting as they leisurely looked for the tastiest aisle or window seat.  They were clumsy and awkward as they crammed their luggage into the overheads, obviously too small for their over-sized carry-on. I did the  same thing when I scored an A boarding pass.  As an aardvark, you  had first pick of everything and could be oblivious to the antsy passengers behind you.


Watch out for the B’s

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“Move along. No room for you here. Seat is taken – they are in the bathroom.”  Image by Craig Pokorny  via flickr {CC by SA 2.0}

The B’s were badgers – snarling, snappish, impatient with the slow-moving aardvarks but aware that in this food chain, the A’s always ate first.   The B’s were on high alert for any unoccupied aisle or window seat and pounced on them along with remaining overhead space.  Sitting quickly, buckling in and arranging the area around them, the B’s were the passengers that would put backpacks or purses on those rare empty middle seats to discourage others from choosing them.  Sort of a symbolic pissing on it to mark your territory.

Pity the C’s

Last, and definitely least were the C’s – the Coyotes in our little airborne wild kingdom. A C boarding pass labeled you as lazy or forgetful.  Someone who just barely got to the airport on time.  In the digital age, C’s forgot to print out their boarding pass until the last minute.  You deserved a C if you did things like that. 

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Cautious C-passenger looking for a friendly row – good luck! Image courtesy of Pixabay   CCO Public Domain

A C-passenger was a scavenger, slinking down the center aisle, trying not to make eye contact with the content aardvarks or the bad-tempered badgers.  No one ever wanted to be a coyote because whatever seat you chose, you were inconveniencing the other animals.  You robbed them of that coveted open center seat.  Since there was never any room left in the overheads by the time the C’s arrived, you had to stuff your bags under the seat in front of you.  Some of it invariably spilled out into your seatmate’s space.  Badgers weren’t above making you feel cornered.  The aardvarks ignored you. 

The game goes on

No longer kids, my daughter and son are now 33 and 29 and still play the game.  If they have kids, they will probably teach those offspring this law the jungle too.


I continue to love the informality of Southwest Airlines.  When I was in a corporate position, my New York bosses were shocked when I requested routing so I could fly Southwest.  But the suits didn’t understand my deep allegiance to this Texas start-up airline. 

Southwest Airlines helped my family more easily live a life of  more adventure and travel.  To paraphrase a SWA flight attendant that served us on the way to El Paso, “Get on quick, ’cause this Boeing is going!” 

Tell me about your travel stories.  I’d love to hear them.

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Filed Under: Attitude, Featured Post, Recommendations, Transportation · Tagged: boarding game, Southwest Airlines, Travel with kids

Please help me out.  Typos get by me.  See one? Please let me know so I can fix it!  Thanks,   Linda

Comments

  1. Funky Texas Traveler says

    February 25, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    I like the bus mentality.

  2. Funky Texas Traveler says

    February 28, 2017 at 2:01 pm

    It makes the people watching more fun.

  3. Funky Texas Traveler says

    February 28, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    You poor coyote. Well, all is animals still get there at the same time. Thanks for reading. L

  4. Funky Texas Traveler says

    March 14, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    You are blessed. I think life as a SWA Badger has toughened me up. Problems pale when I’m intimidating a coyote.

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  6. Funky Texas Traveler says

    March 30, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    Southwest makes flying fun by letting us channel our inner beasts. L

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